- #3 -
This time I will talk about a very heart-warming subject: "The
As we all know, the appendix is a small extension of the intestine.
This little part of the intestine is very small and it is closed in one
edge, means that it's like a really small cave made out of disgusting,
fleshy material, not to mention the exalted substances that lies there.
I know that you probably want to hear more accurate description with
colorful details, but I don't have the space in this little page of
mine. I wish it wasn't like this.
So I'll get to the point right away.
It seems that the appendix has only one purpose, I think otherwise.
It's most obvious purpose is, of course, to get badly infected just so
you will be able to cure it by removing it from the body in a painful
surgery. It is a very important task that this tiny organ has to
perform, and it does it very well.
But I believe that the appendix has other tasks.
Removing the appendix might change the whole perspective of the person,
he may suddenly see things he hasn't seen before! They will, of course,
deny it, but I know that they had been enlightened. I see it in their
I believe that the appendix is somehow connected to some nerves that are
connected to the brain and from there to a special area of the brain that will
be activated only when the appendix is removed. If you don't believe me,
just infect your appendix and have it removed. But when you do that, you'll
probably deny it. So there is no way too find out if my theory is true
Other people believe that the whole spirit of the man lies within this
little cave called "the appendix", and by removing it, you kill the
human spirit. Those people are gathered in secret cults, hiding from the
human race and nurturing their appendixes.
Some tribes in far away countries believe that God himself lies within
each person's appendix and therefore they forbid removing it. They too
keep their religion secret, so we can't find out if it's true or not in
the last two cases.
Those two theories contradict my theory, but I accept any belief of any
This is life greatest mystery. Even the scientists haven't found
anything about it yet, and I think that even if they do find something
they will silent it to prevent major panic among the people.
Well, that's about all for this time.
Keep your appendixes safe! (Until they get infected)